Keith Sings to McDonald's; Big Macs Throw Their Lettuce on Stage

There's something about singing of McDonald's that just isn't right.

We've already had to suffer through watching this guy whine during commercial breaks. Now... Keith Sweat is singing about Mickey D's too.

Come on, Keith. Don't do it dog, it's just not worth it.!

Alas, it's too late. Keith Sweat's new joint is an ode... to McNuggets.

No, I'm not even close to playing.

Keith's song is essentially a 25th-anniversary gift for the little fritters made of fowl. You can hear it on Keith's web site -- the web site page where you, too, can proclaim your love for the nuggets.

"From now thru December 19," the site says, "Keith Sweat invites listeners who share his passion to join the McNuggets Lovers Club and post their testimonials."

Da fuc? Testimonials? For... McNuggets?

*sigh*

I'm past through. There are so many things wrong with this and the whole "R&B-urban-hip-hop" McDonald's thing that I don't even know where to start.

Though I will say... I'm starting to believe that the Golden Arches are in on that massive government conspiracy to do away with black folk.

Does Barack know about this? Someone send him a memo.