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This Week in Michelle
She is a goddess. And if you say anything about her...
we'll cut you.
Sooooo, yeah. We want this dress too. In fact Michelle, why don't you just hand over your entire wardrobe of once-worn dresses because we would love to have them despite the fact that neither of us will do your arms justice and our boobies take up significantly more square inches.
If you're a conservative and you care about this kid, you don't give him a public forum. You give him your card, and you take his e-mails. You give him a list of books that he needs to read. Then when you see him, you quiz him on those books. You tell him that you're glad he showed the initiative to write and publish himself, but his thesis is actually banal. That if he's going to play in the big leagues, he should expect to get hit and prepare himself thusly. You warn him away from sideshows, and teach him to pride hearing over being heard. You teach him that these are his weapons and his shield in the great war of ideas.
Of course if you did all that, you'd risk turning him into liberal.
--Ta-Nehisi Coates, referring to the newest -- and possibly youngest -- act in the GOP's dog and pny show, 14-year-old Jonathan Krohn.