Best. Observation. Ever.
From Beautiful Brown Ones:
...I have decided that Plies consists of one huge penis. This is what he is made of: penis. He has no heart, no mind, no soul, no spirit, just pure, unadulterated penis.
He makes all his songs according to what his penis has to say.
He makes all his decisions based off what his penis told him.
... When you are listening to Plies, know that you are really listening to a penis.
And just in case you're wondering who Plies is... he's the genius behind the phrase "Bust It Baby."